Saturday, November 28, 2009
Keep It Tasteful
Inspired by: Eazy-E - "Put It In Your Mouth"
Friday, November 27, 2009
Bag Full Of Chips (We Ain't Talkin' Ruffles)
Inspired by: Fabolous - "Throw It In The Bag"
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
My Ghetto Gospel
Inspired by: Tupac (Feat. Elton John) - "Ghetto Gospel"
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Dessert or Disaster
Yep...
Do you think it would be ok if I took my pants off?
Inspired by: Keri Hilson (Feat. Kanye West & Ne-Yo) - "Knock You Down"
Tri-Tri-Trick please, I'm the baddest bitch
Are you here for an interview also? Oh really. Receptionist? Oh really.
Listen trick, if you think this job is yours, you’re wrong. How do I know? Look at me. I’m here. No, I’m not being rude. I’m trying to save you some time. Your baby’s daddy is probably late on his child support (as always) and now you realize that you need a job to support his kid, right? Oh really. Look, shut the fuck up. OH! Don’t compare yourself to me, hoe. You will always loose. You ain’t shit. Can you believe that even in Russia they don’t have people as wack as you? It’s true. I was just in Russia and although nobody could step to me they still weren’t as busted as you. When’s the last time you left Ohio? Aye! You gonna answer me? That’s fine. Listen, Imma do me. You do you.
Oh shit. This vending machine only takes quarters. You got change for a dollar?Inspired by: Nicki Minaj - "Baddest Bitch"
Monday, November 23, 2009
I'm Amazin' So Amazin'
Coach, I’d like to speak my piece before you congratulate me. This is important.
Now, I’m excited we won the game. I’m a power forward in every sense of the title but tonight I was an entire fucking basketball team. I’m not saying you guys didn’t try because I know you did. I was there when a couple of you physically struggled with me for the ball. GUYS! It’s okay! We’re on the same team, remember? I don’t mind picking up where you slack off. What I do have a problem with is the praise the rest of you received after I sunk the ball and won the game. Tell your relatives to stay at home since they obviously do not know who to direct love and affection to. Why should any of you be hugged or kissed upon as a result of my achievement? That is simply unfair. Jason-I got a kick out of the poster your stupid girlfriend made you. “Go Jason! You’re the best!” If that were true then you would be the one who won the game. I’m sure you can all recognize my frustration and I can honestly relate to how you must be feeling right now. Seeing as how I have been served multiple detentions for plagiarism this past school year, I certainly know what it is like to take the applause for someone else’s accomplishment. With that said I hope you all stew on this for a while. My words are epic!
Inspired by: Kanye West (Feat. Young Jeezy) – “Amazing”